ALL GROWN UP? OR JUST BORING?!

 Monday, March 23, 2009

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP-(OR AS IT SHOULD SAY-GOTTEN OLDER)

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sans ropas in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in your fridge.

4. 6:00AM is when you get up, not when you get in.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

8. You go from 130+ days of vacay to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I use to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry ass!

Thanks for caring,

k

PS. I've got some great pics of Tay from St. Patty's day that I will post soon!

3 comments:

Mama Dawg March 23, 2009 at 12:30 PM  

4. 6:00AM is when you get up, not when you get in.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

22. "I just can't drink the way I use to" replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry ass!


All of these applied. Terrific list!

Rhonda March 24, 2009 at 3:14 PM  

How. Frigging. Sad.

lol This is sooo my life!

Carrin March 24, 2009 at 3:30 PM  

Shit! I found all of these familiar.

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